I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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