Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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