so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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