Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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