dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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