How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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