He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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