your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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