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Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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