hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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