$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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