But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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