Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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