I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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