I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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