Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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