You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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