Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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