arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
he just fucked me for my cheese..
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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