Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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So much Jack, so little girl.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
The adults are the big ones right?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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