Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i would punch a child for taco bell
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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