ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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