is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
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Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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