never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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