plz talk dirty to me
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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