I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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