i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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