May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize