Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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