ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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