Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
When did angry sex become our thing?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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