C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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