i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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