I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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