yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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