The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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