At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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