i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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