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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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