She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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