sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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We have started to decorate penises.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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