And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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