don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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