People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize