the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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