I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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