Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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