Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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