I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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