Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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